Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by charles1056, Feb 1, 2008.

  1. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

    1st woman: I froze to death.
    2nd woman: How horrible!

    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from
    the cold, I
    began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a
    peaceful death. What
    about you?

    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I
    suspected that my
    husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch
    him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den
    watching TV.

    1st woman: So, what happened?

    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there
    somewhere that I started running all over the house

    I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into
    the basement. Then I went through every closet and
    checked under all the beds.

    I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and
    finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
    with a heart attack and died.

    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the
    freezer---we'd both still be alive.

  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. white cloud

    white cloud Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    good one, saved it
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats too funny.............. lol................


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