Train Trip

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Dec 7, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A man and a woman, who had never met before, but were both
    Married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
    Sleeping room on a transcontinental train.

    Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
    They were both very tired and fell asleep quickly....him in the
    Upper bunk and she in the lower.

    At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman
    Saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing
    To reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold. '

    'I have a better idea,' she replied.' Just for tonight, let's
    Just pretend that we're married. '

    'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed!

    'Good, 'she replied... 'Get your own blanket.'

    After a stunned moment of silence, he farted.
  2. smokeys my pet

    smokeys my pet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Sound familiar!!!!!!!!!!!!![​IMG]
  3. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL! Good one Blackhawk.
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    HEE..HEEE...Sounds right!
  5. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A true manly response to the situation.
  6. homebrew & bbq

    homebrew & bbq Smoking Fanatic

    That seems pretty accurate! [​IMG]
  7. starsfaninco

    starsfaninco Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Hah. I just got back from the hospital where a good friend of mine is recovering from a kidney transplant (recipient). The nurse brought in a nice tray of hospital food and told him he could have some if he could pass gas. He tried for a minute or two, then asked them if he could have a cheeseburger if he sh&t himself. I decided it was time to go home at that point :)
  8. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


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