Top 10 Country songs PG13

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  1. 10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine.

    9. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With a Few.

    8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

    7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'.

    6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win.

    5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here.

    4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him.

    3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger.

    2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer.

    And the Number One Country &Western song is...

    1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My *** Out All Day Long.
     
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