Time for Christmas Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Nov 24, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the
    pearly gates.
    "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each
    possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
    The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a
    lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
    "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
    The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of
    keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells."
    Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
    The third man started searching desperately through his pockets
    and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
    St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And
    just what do those symbolize?"
    The man replied, "These are Carols."
    And So The Christmas Season Begins......

  2. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    Funny! .
  3. rip

    rip Smoking Fanatic

    Thats a good one.......uh did he get in?
  4. gofish

    gofish Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Was that third guy Wade Boggs?

    Does anyone get that reference, or has that been long forgotten?
  5. That is a pretty good one!

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