Three Women

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Aug 21, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one en-
    gaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks
    after work. The conversation eventually drifted towards how
    best to spice up their sex lives..

    After much discussion, they decided to surprise their men by
    engaging in some S&M role playing.

    The following week they met up again to compare notes.
    Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last
    Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's
    office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people
    had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather
    bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
    aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right
    then and there!"

    The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my
    story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me
    waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose
    and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only
    made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

    The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot
    of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over
    at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put
    on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice,
    a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos.
    I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got
    home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled,

    'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?'"

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