Three Women (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by firebaugh, Jul 17, 2008.

  1. firebaugh

    firebaugh Fire Starter

    Three women, one engaged, one married and one a mistress, are chatting
    about their relationships and decided to amaze their men. That night all
    three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their
    eyes.

    After a few days they meet up for lunch.

    The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me
    with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said,
    You are the woman of my life. I love you. Then we made love all night long.

    The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I
    was wearing the leather bodice, heel s, mask over my eyes and a raincoat.
    When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we made wild love all
    night.

    The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mothers house for the
    night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black
    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the
    door and saw me he said, What’s for dinner, Batman!
     
  2. supervman

    supervman Smoking Fanatic

    That's just sad and I MUCH prefer the first two reactions! ;)

    Oh yeah, and did you see the new Barbie doll? Goodness.
     

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