Thought this was kinda funny !

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by forktender, Jun 15, 2008.

  1. forktender

    forktender Meat Mopper

    A woman takes a lover home during the day while
    her husband is at work.
    Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly,
    sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

    The woman's husband also comes home.
    She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
    that the little boy is in there already.

    The little boy says, "Dark in here."

    The man says, "Yes, it is."
    Boy:
    "I have a baseball."

    Man:
    "That's nice"

    Boy:
    "Want to buy it?"

    Man:
    "No, thanks."

    Boy:
    "My Dad's outside."

    Man:
    "OK, how much?"


    Boy:
    "$250"


    In the next few weeks, it happens again that the
    boy and the lover are in the closet together.


    Boy:
    "Dark in here."

    Man:
    "Yes, it is."

    Boy:
    "I have a baseball glove."

    The lover, remembering the last time,
    asks the boy, How much?"

    Bo y:
    "$750"
    Man: "Sold"


    days later, the
    Dad says to the boy, "Grab your

    glove, let's go outside and have a game of
    catch."

    The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove."

    The Dad asks, "How much did you sell them for?"

    Boy:
    "$1,000"

    The Dad says, "That's terrible to over charge your
    friends like that...that is way more than those two
    things cost. I'm taking you to church to confession."

    They go to the church and the Dad makes the little
    boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door.


    The boy says, "Dark in here."


    The priest says, "Don! 't start that again;
    you're in my closet now."
     
  2. bearmoe

    bearmoe StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Me too. Good stuff
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's great!
    [​IMG]
     
  4. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Lolololololol

    Great One.................points! ! ! ! !
     
  5. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    Good One! LOL
     

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