This Is Too Funny Not To Share QVIEW I Wish

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ronp, Sep 13, 2008.

  1. ronp

    ronp Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Today I was turning into a parking lot making a left turn. I cut it a little short and here comes a big SUV at me. She was clearly speeding. We both stopped and she proceeded to swear at me, a big fat $itch. BLA BLA BLA. I couldn't hear her because he window was up. I rolled down my window and placed a big loogy on the pavement between us as if saying shut the F up. Please try and picture this. You will never believe what happened next.


    She cocks her head and winds it up like a baseball pitcher and coughs up a loogy and spits it at me. Guess what?


    She forgot to roll her window down and splattered her drivers side window with her loogy. As I watched it slide down the window, her face fadded away. I flipped her the bird and left almost peeing in my drawers.


    I have been laughing all day.

    Wish I had a QVIEW of her window and her face.

    What a *****. Still laughing because she had someone in the SUV with her. That's road rage at it's finest.

  2. justsmoke2

    justsmoke2 Smoking Fanatic

    Ya know what they say no Q-view never happen lol
  3. ddave

    ddave Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Oh man, Ron. I was laughing out loud and had to explain that to my wife so I read it to her, then we were BOTH laughing!!!

    As far as the no Qview didn't happen . . . well, your story has to be true because it is too funny to make up!!

  4. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Good one, Ron!

    I am gonna pop this one into the Jokes section.

    It really deserves to be there!

  5. williamzanzinger

    williamzanzinger Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Instant Karma
  6. ronp

    ronp Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thanks Monty, I wasn't sure if it was a joke or not.
  7. flyin'illini

    flyin'illini Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    My wife and I cracked up at this as well this morning. Thanks for the laugh.
  8. chef_boy812

    chef_boy812 Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I have a tear in my eye! I bet she put everything she had into it too.
  9. dingle

    dingle Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Ron, all that fine Qview with original ideas and now this......That was GREAT! Gotta love/hate the road ragers!!
  10. ronp

    ronp Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I laughed all day today.

    I could still see her cheeks swell up before she let go.

    Wish I had a QVIEW, or better yet a video, I'd post it on youtube.

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