Things learned

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ravenclan, Dec 5, 2009.

  1. Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark
    One : Don't miss the boat.
    Two : Remember that we are all in the same boat.
    Three: Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.
    Four : Stay fit When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
    Five : Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
    Six : Build your future on high ground.
    Seven : For safety's sake, travel in pairs.
    Eight : Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
    Nine : When you're stressed, float a while.
    Ten : Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

    Eleven : No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting...Pass this along and make someone else smile, too.
    May your troubles be less,

    may your blessings be more,
    and may nothing but happiness
    come through your door!
  2. rivet

    rivet Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thank you very much RavenClan....those are timely words. I appreciate you sharing them with us. This can be a tought time of year for a lot of folks, and your post sheds a new perspective.

  3. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Very nice....[​IMG]

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