Things got ya down?

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by kookie, Mar 16, 2008.

  1. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Things Got Ya Down?
    Well Then, Consider These .
    In a hospital's Intensive Care Unit, patients always died
    in the same bed, on Sunday morning, at about 11:00 am ,
    regardless of their medical condition.

    This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
    something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve
    the mystery as to why the deaths occurred around 11:00 am
    Sunday, so a worldwide team of experts was assembled to
    investigate the cause of the incidents.

    The next Sunday morning, a few minutes before 11:00 am. ,
    all of the doctors and nurses nervously waited outside
    the ward to see for themselves what the terrible p henomenon
    was all about. Some were holding wooden crosses, prayer
    books, and other holy objects to ward off the evil spirits.

    Just when the clock struck 11:00 , Pookie Johnson, the part-
    time Sunday sweeper , ent ered the ward and unplugged the life
    support system so he could use the vacuum cleaner.

    Still Having a Bad Day????

    The average cost of r ehabilitating a seal after the
    Exxon Valdez Oil spill in Alaska was $80,000.00.
    At a special ceremony, two of the most expensively
    saved animals were being released back into the wild
    amid cheers and applause from onlookers.

    A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.

    Still think you are having a Bad Day????

    A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen
    shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy,
    with some kind of wire running from his waist towards
    the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from
    the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy
    plank of wood, breaking his arm in two places.

    Up to that moment, he had been happily listening
    to his Walkman.

    Are Ya OK Now? - No?

    Two animal rights defenders were protesting
    the cruelty of sending pigs to a slaughterhouse
    in Bonn , Germany . Suddenly, all two thousand pigs
    broke loose and escaped through a broken fence,
    stampeding madly.

    The two helpless protesters were trampled to death.

    What?!? STILL having a Bad Day????
    Iraqi terrorist Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage
    on a letter bomb. It came back with 'Return to Sender'
    stamped on it.

    Forgetting it was the bomb, he opened it and was
    blown to bits. God is Good!

    There now, Feeling Better
  2. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats a good one- and true story about the letter bomb-thanks
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I like it, I like it!
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Makes you think don't it. Thanks.

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