The Waiting Room PG-13

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 13, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    The Waiting Room

    This is so true! They always ask at the doctor's office why you are there,
    And you have to answer in front of others what's wrong and sometimes it
    is Embarrassing.

    There's nothing worse than a receptionist who insists you tell her what is
    Wrong with you in a room full of other patients. Many of us have
    experienced This, and I love the way this old guy handled it.

    An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the
    Desk. The receptionist said, "Hello, sir. Can you please tell me why
    you're Here to see the doctor today?"

    "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied.

    The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a
    Crowded waiting room and say things like that."

    "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.

    The receptionist replied, "Now you've caused some embarrassment in this
    room Full of people.

    You should have said there is something wrong
    with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the
    doctor In private."

    The man replied, "You shouldn't ask people questions in a room full of
    Strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone."

    The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered.

    The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?"

    "There's something wrong with my ear," he stated.

    The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her
    Advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, sir?"
    I can't piss out of it," he replied.

    The waiting room erupted in laughter.

    Mess with seniors and you're gonna lose!
  2. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Oh damm... the message too short thing again...SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPALIDOCIOUS!

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