The Ventriloquist

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 8, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's
    doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on
    his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes.

    Suddenly, a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair
    and starts shouting: "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde
    jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way?
    What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her
    worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like
    me from being respected at work and in the community, and from
    reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your
    kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only
    blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

    The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the
    blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to
    that little **** on your knee".
  2. monty

    monty Master of the Pit Staff Member Moderator OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Nuff Sed!
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    ROLF I know gilrs like that too!

    Thank goodness I'm a brunette with brown roots (okay some are gray)[​IMG]

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