The turtle and the snails.

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by red dog, Dec 31, 2014.

  1. red dog

    red dog Smoking Fanatic

    A turtle is going for a walk in Central Park when he is mugged by a gang of snails,

    Someone hears his screams and calls the police who show up on the scene,

    One of the cops asks him if he can identify his attackers,

    The turtle say's "I don't know. It all happened so fast!"

  2. hambone1950

    hambone1950 Master of the Pit Group Lead

  3. fpmich

    fpmich Smoking Fanatic

    Good one!


    Why did the Chicken cross the road?







     to show the Opossums it could be done.

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