The truth about growing Old

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Oct 31, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Not really a joke... food for thought.

    1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.
    2) Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.
    3) When you fall down, you wonder what else you can do while you're down there.
    4) You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you
    once got from a roller coaster.
    5) It's frustrating when you know all the answers but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
    6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beautician.
    7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age comes alone.
  2. cowgirl

    cowgirl Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG] Good ones! Thanks for the smiles richoso1.
  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    It's true ...

    I found another thing you can add to that list this week.

    When my boy was little I use to drive from CT to Jacksonville Beach FL just stopping for a snack or bodily functions. About 1200 miles in 21 hours. This last trip I had to stop about every 500 miles cause I though my eyeballs would fall out and my butt felt like I was sitting on a nest of fire ants!

    Who'd of though getting older could affect sitting?
  4. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    HAHAHAHA I know the feeling Debi. I use to go coast to coast (Philly -Ca.) in around 2 1/2 days. Now when I go to the mall I usualy fall a sleep while my wife is in a store shopping.

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