The Taxidermist

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Oct 11, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [font=&quot]The Taxidermist

    A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a white wine.

    All the hillbillies sitting around the bar look up, expecting to see some pitiful Yankee from the north.

    The bartender says, "You ain't from around here, are ya?"

    The guy says, "No, I'm from Canada ."

    The bartender says, "What do you do in Canada ?"

    The guy says, "I'm a taxidermist."

    The bartender says, "A taxidermist? What in tarnation is a taxidermist? Do you drive a taxi?"

    "No, a taxidermist doesn't drive a taxi. I mount animals."

    The bartender grins and hollers, "It's okay boys. He's one of us." [/font]
     
  2. rwtrower

    rwtrower Fire Starter

    I heard that, but the bar was in KC. :)
     
  3. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    LOL[​IMG]
     
  4. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

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  5. txbbqman

    txbbqman Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

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  6. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Caught me on that one... thanks for the laugh.
     
  7. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ouch![​IMG]
     
  8. oneshot

    oneshot Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

     
  9. oldschoolbbq

    oldschoolbbq Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    He's one of us?


    LMMFAO
     
  10. okie joe

    okie joe Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thats just wrong.... LOL [​IMG]
     
  11. shooterrick

    shooterrick Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL[​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
     
  12. alx

    alx Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL Paul.....Thanks !
     
  13. scpatterson

    scpatterson Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Thats just plain sick and perverted...being form the south I find it funny as H-E double Hockey sticks......
     

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