The Republican Fisherman

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Feb 23, 2008.

  1. A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
    She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat
    below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help
    me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
    but I don't know where I am."

    The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
    "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet
    above a ground elevation of 2346 feet above sea level.
    You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes
    north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west
    longitude."

    She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a
    Republican."

    "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

    "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told
    me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to
    do with your information, and I'm still lost.
    Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

    The man smiled and responded, "You must be a
    Democrat."

    "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

    "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or
    where you are going. You've risen to where you are,
    due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise
    that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me
    to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same
    position you were in before we met, but, somehow, now
    it's my fault."[​IMG]
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL![​IMG]
     
  3. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    lol...good one!
     
  4. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    Thats great!!![​IMG]
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    thats funny...............
     
  6. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    And the truth shall set you free....
     
  7. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I Love It!!!!
     

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