The redhead

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ddemerath, Feb 5, 2008.

  1. ddemerath

    ddemerath Smoke Blower

    A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.

    Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.

    "Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

    "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you," she says.

    They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theatre followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

    After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.

    The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed. Everything had been SO incredible!
    "You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

    "No," she replies. . .

    "You just happened to catch my eye."
  2. charles1056

    charles1056 Meat Mopper

  3. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    Bo-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o [​IMG]
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ohhhhhhhhhhh............ouchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....... ...

  6. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    don't quit your day job.
  7. pduke216

    pduke216 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    You have got to be kidding me! OUCH!
  8. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    heh! That was pretty punny!

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