The Rancher

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by wildflower, Oct 27, 2011.

  1. The Texas Department of Employment, Division of Labor Standards claimed a small Kerr County rancher was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to investigate him.
    GOV’T AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them.” 
    RANCHER: ”Well, there’s my hired hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. 
    Then there’s the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here.

    He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night so he can cope with life.

    He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.” 
    GOV’T AGENT: “That’s the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one.” 
    RANCHER: “That would be me.”

  2. chef jimmyj

    chef jimmyj Smoking Guru Staff Member Moderator Group Lead OTBS Member

    Cracked Me Up!!!! Thanks...JJ
  3. adiochiro3

    adiochiro3 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Yup -- small business owner's lot in life...especially in this economy!  Thanks for a good chuckle this morning!
  4. michael ark

    michael ark Master of the Pit

  5. That's funny.

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