The Porch

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by daveomak, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. daveomak

    daveomak Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A young blonde girl in her late teens, wanting to earn

    some extra money for the summer, decided to hire

    herself out as a "handy woman" and started canvass-

    ing a nearby well-to-do neighborhood.

    She went to the front door of the first house and asked

    the owner if he had any odd jobs for her to do.

    "Well, I guess I could use somebody to paint the porch,"

    he said. "How much will you charge me?"

    Delighted, the girl quickly responded, "How about $50?"

    The man agreed and told her that the paint and brushes

    and everything she would need were in the garage.

    The man's wife, hearing the conversation, said to her

    husband, "Does she realize that our porch goes ALL the

    way around the house?"

    "That's a bit cynical, isn't it?" he responded.

    The wife replied, "You're right. I guess I'm starting to

    believe all those dumb blonde jokes."

    A few hours later the blonde came to the door to collect

    her money.

    "You're finished already?" the startled husband asked.

    "Yes," the blonde replied, "and I even had paint left over

    so I gave it two coats."

    Impressed, the man reached into his pocket for the $50

    and handed it to her along with a $10 tip.

    "Thank you," the blonde said, "And, by the way, it's not a

    Porch, it's a Lexus."

     
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  2. jckdanls 07

    jckdanls 07 Master of the Pit Group Lead OTBS Member

    :icon_eek: .... DOHHHHHHHHH
     
  3. fpmich

    fpmich Smoking Fanatic

    Good one Dave.
     
  4. Hilarious!!! It's fun to see more humor in the world! Thank you for this! Cheers! - Leah
     
  5. seenred

    seenred Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    [​IMG] ¬†Good one!

    Red
     

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