The Polite Way to say you have to Pee:

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, May 29, 2008.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to
    teach good
    manners,asked her students the following question:

    "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice
    young lady,
    how would you tell her that you have to go to the
    bathroom?"

    Michael said: "Just a minute I have to go pee."

    The teacher responded by saying: "That would be rude and
    impolite.
    What about you Sherman, how would you say it?"

    Sherman said: "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the
    bathroom.
    I'll be right back."

    "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the
    word bathroom
    at the dinner table."

    "And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once
    and show us
    your good manners?"

    Johnny said "I would say: Darling, may I please be
    excused for a
    moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of
    mine, whom I hope to
    introduce you to after dinner."

    The teacher fainted...
     
  2. fred420

    fred420 Meat Mopper

    awesome laughing thinking my kid would say that
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's hillarious! [​IMG]
     
  4. seboke

    seboke Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Yup, my 11 month old has his new best friend now!!
     
  5. bhille42

    bhille42 Meat Mopper

    love it[​IMG]
     
  6. 7outof10

    7outof10 Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    wow that is different
     
  7. mr porky

    mr porky Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    Good 'ol lil Johnny. Always great for a laugh!
     

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