A guy walks into his favorite watering hole and sees pirate sitting at the bar. The pirate wore an eye patch, a hook for his right hand, and a wooden leg. Curious, the guy walks over to the pirate and says, "Wow! You're a real pirate... what happened to your leg?" "Arrrggghhhh, I lost it to a hungry shark!" "Well then, what happened to your hand?" "Arrrggghhhh, I lost it to a landlubber in a bar fight!" "Then how did you lose your eye?" "Arrrggghhhh, I lost it to a seagull... it crapped right in me eye!" "A seagull crapped in your eye and you lost it? How can that be?" "Arrrggghhhh, it was the first day with me hook!"