A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walksinto atavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar: CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50 HAND-JOB: $10.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to thebar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive womenserving drinks. "Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?" "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are youtheyoung ladywho gives the hand-jobs?" "Yes," she purrs, "I am." The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."