The old Biker (ADULT)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Nov 9, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walksinto atavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar:

    CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

    CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

    HAND-JOB: $10.00

    Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to thebar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive womenserving drinks.

    "Yes," she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"

    "I was wondering," whispers the biker, "are youtheyoung ladywho gives the hand-jobs?"

    "Yes," she purrs, "I am."

    The old biker replies, "Well, go wash your hands, I want a
    cheeseburger."
     
  2. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Way to go Rich, I didn't know anyone was around when I ask that. It's really hard to find a good cheeseburger these days. lol
     
  3. squeezy

    squeezy Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    LOL![​IMG]
     
  4. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    hehehe.........good one rich


    d88de
     
  5. navionjim

    navionjim Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I'm never going to eat a burger with "secret sauce" ever again.....
     

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