The Obedient Wife

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Oct 1, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miser when it came to his money.

    Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

    And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him.

    Well, he died. He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!" She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket.

    Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

    So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband." The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian, I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

    "You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him!!!!?"

    "I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."
     
  2. allen

    allen Smoking Fanatic

    I'm not showing my wife this joke, she just might do it[​IMG]
     
  3. deer meat

    deer meat Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    ya this one should be kept to the boys[​IMG]
     
  4. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    YOUU GUYS

    a forwarning would be nice

    i can't KEEP replacing these monitors


    d8de
     

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