The Nagger (PG 13)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by mossymo, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. mossymo

    mossymo Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution for a client who was due to be hanged for murder at midnight. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed.

    As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?" "Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating
    it" ... and on and on and on.

    Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by the predictable
    sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the stairs.

    While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

    Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go upstairs and give him the good news.

    As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband, bent over naked, drying his legs and feet. "They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said. To which he whirled around and screamed, "FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!"
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  3. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  4. smoked

    smoked Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I'd laugh but somehow I think if the attny's client was on death row and was facing the last dance.....well, taking a bath would be the last thing he would be doing at the time....I'd suspect he would be filing papers with the supreme court and everything else........this joke is somewhat of a change from the one I've known and would not be appropriate to post here to be honest.
  5. Sounds like my wife on some nights!!!

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