The Marital Morals Test (PG...mild adult humor)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by forluvofsmoke, Jun 26, 2010.

  1. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I was a very happy man.

    My wonderful Girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and we finally decided to get married.

    There was only one little thing bothering me...it was her beautiful younger sister.

    My prospective sister-in-law was 22, wore very tight miniskirts, and mostly dressed bra-less.

    One day her 'little' sister called and asked if I could stop by her house to check the wedding invitations list.

    She was alone in her home when I arrived, and when she answered the door she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome.

    She told me she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.

    She asked me to meet her upstairs in her room for a fling.

    I was stunned watching her walk up the stairs.

    I made a bee-line straight to the front door and headed to my car!

    Low and behold, all of my fiance's family were standing outside applauding and cheering, proud that I had passed their secret test.

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    The moral of the story...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    ...

    Always keep your condoms in you car
     
  2. brokenwing

    brokenwing Meat Mopper SMF Premier Member

    now thats pretty funny
     
  3. mythmaster

    mythmaster Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    ROFLMAO!
     
  4. sharonazamboni

    sharonazamboni Fire Starter

    FF!! 
     

Share This Page