The Lion Tamer

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by crewdawg52, Sep 7, 2007.

  1. crewdawg52

    crewdawg52 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer & two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired navy chief in his mid-sixties & the other is a gorgeous blonde in her mid-twenties. The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment -- chair, whip & a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

    The girl says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip & the gun & steps right into the lion's cage. The lion starts to snarl & pant & begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body. The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her & starts licking her feet & ankles. He continues to lick & kiss her entire body for several minutes & then rests his head at her feet. The circus owner's mouth is on the floor. He says, "I've never seen a display like that in my life."

    He then turns to the retired chief & asks, "Can you top that?" The tough old chief replies, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way!"
  2. t-bone tim

    t-bone tim Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    ROFLMAO....hehehe,good one [​IMG]
  3. chris_harper

    chris_harper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    another good one. lmao......
  4. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


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  5. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

  6. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny[​IMG]
  7. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Sound like he knows his way around wild cats!!

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