The last nickel (R)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokin out the neighbors, Sep 3, 2008.

  1. smokin out the neighbors

    smokin out the neighbors Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young
    boy 3 nickels to play with to keep him occupied.

    Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face.
    The father realizes the boy has swallowed the nickels and starts
    slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the nickels, but keeps
    choking.

    Looking at his son, the father is panicking, shouting for help.

    A well dressed, attractive, and serious looking woman, in a blue
    business suit is sitting at a coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping
    a cup of coffee. At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
    neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her seat and makes
    her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

    Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants; takes hold of
    the boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and
    then ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and
    coughs up the last nickel, which the woman deftly catches in her free
    hand.

    Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the nickel to the father
    and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without saying a word.

    As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the
    father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've
    never seen anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"



    "No," the woman replied. "Divorce attorney."
     

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