The Juggler

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Sep 10, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    A Georgia State Trooper pulled a car over on I-95 about 2 miles south of
    the Georgia/South Carolina state line.

    When the Trooper asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered
    that he was a magician and a juggler and he was on his way to Savannah to
    do a show that night at the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

    The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
    driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
    ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his equipment on
    ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

    The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
    car and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler stated that he could, so
    the Trooper got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol
    car. A drunk, good old boy, from S.C., got out and watched the performance
    briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and
    got in.

    The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
    opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

    The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail right now, cause
    there ain't no way in hell I can pass that test."
  2. meowey

    meowey Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member


    Take care, have fun, and do good!


  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    [​IMG] ROLF!
  4. moltenone

    moltenone Smoking Fanatic

    thats a good one!


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