A married Italian man had an affair with a beautiful American woman. Not long after the man went home to Italy the woman found out she was pregnant. Very upset, she contacted her Italian lover and he told her if she would move to Italy he would support the baby when it was born. She agreed, but asked how would she let him know when the baby has arrived. He said to mail him a postcard and put the word "Spaghetti" on it and he would find her and the baby.
Nine months later the Italian man came home and his wife said, "You received the strangest post card today," and handed him the card. He nearly fainted when he read:
SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI
Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.
Nine months later the Italian man came home and his wife said, "You received the strangest post card today," and handed him the card. He nearly fainted when he read:
SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI
SPAGHETTI
Two with meatballs, one without. Send extra sauce.
