The in-law

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A few minutes before the church services started, the congregation was
    sitting in their pews and talking. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the
    front of the church.

    Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling
    each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.

    Soon the church was empty except for one elderly gentleman who sat
    calmly in his pew without moving, seemingly oblivious to the fact that
    God's ultimate enemy was in his presence..

    So Satan walked up to the man and said, 'Do you know who I am?'

    The man replied, 'Yep, sure do.'

    'Aren't you afraid of me?' Satan asked.

    'Nope, sure ain't.' said the
    man.

    'Don't you realize I can kill you with one word?' asked Satan.

    'Don't doubt it for a minute,' returned the old man, in an even tone.

    'Did you know that I can cause you profound, horrifying AGONY for all
    eternity?' persisted Satan.

    'Yep,' was the calm reply.

    'And you are still not afraid?' asked Satan.

    ' Nope,' said the old man

    More than a little perturbed, Satan asked, 'Why aren't you afraid of
    me?'
    The man calmly replied,

    'Been married to your sister for 48 years.
     
  2. harrylips

    harrylips Smoke Blower

    I bet he has a lot of sisters....
     
  3. grothe

    grothe Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    True Dat!! LMAO!!!
     
  4. smokingscooby

    smokingscooby Smoking Fanatic

    Yeah, I use to be married to one.[​IMG][​IMG]lol
     
  5. thepiro

    thepiro Fire Starter

    Must have been my wife’s sisters man
     
  6. jirodriguez

    jirodriguez Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Love it! Can't wait to pass it on to the wife........ wait on second thought... probably shouldn't.... lol.
     

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