The Hypnothist PG

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jimr

Meat Mopper
Original poster
Feb 20, 2008
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Fountain City, Wisconsin
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the
Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to
hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost
electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat
"I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to
swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as
the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until it suddenly
slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
hundred pieces. "$hit!" exclaimed the Hypnotist.

IT TOOK 3 DAYS TO CLEAN THE SENIOR CENTER!!!!
 
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