The Hypnothist PG

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by jimr, Apr 30, 2008.

  1. It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the
    Hypnotist exclaimed: "I'm here to put you into a trance. I intend to
    hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost
    electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat
    "I want you each to keep your eyes on this antique watch. It's a very
    special watch. It's been in my family for six generations." He began to
    swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting, "Watch the
    watch, watch the watch, watch the watch...." The crowd became mesmerized as
    the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface.
    Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch until it suddenly
    slipped from the hypnotist's fingers and fell to the floor, breaking into a
    hundred pieces. "$hit!" exclaimed the Hypnotist.

    IT TOOK 3 DAYS TO CLEAN THE SENIOR CENTER!!!!
     
  2. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

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  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats funny......good one..........
     

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