The Haircut

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by muralboy, Apr 5, 2016.

  1. muralboy

    muralboy Smoking Fanatic

    Blessed are those that can give without remembering, and take without forgetting.

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Congressman came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Congressman was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Congressmen lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
    As Ronald Reagan said:
    BOTH POLITICIANS AND DIAPERS NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
     
  2. ddufore

    ddufore Newbie

    Ain't it the truth.
     
  3. joe black

    joe black Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    How true....how true.
     
  4. Sad but true.
     
    Last edited: May 3, 2016
  5. okie362

    okie362 Smoking Fanatic

    Can we get an AMEN!!!?
     
  6. phatbac

    phatbac Master of the Pit

    That was a quote from Mark Twain (diapers and all) a bit before Ronald Regan's time.
     
  7. gearjammer

    gearjammer Master of the Pit

    Don't care who said it.

    Truer words were never spoken.

    Besides it's funny too.

            Ed
     
  8. smokewood

    smokewood Smoking Fanatic Group Lead

    It doesn't matter which country you live in, politicians are the same the world over. The language might be different but the end results are the same.
     
  9. jdmuth

    jdmuth Newbie

    Oh so true.....
     

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