The Fishing Trip

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by blackhawk19, Aug 14, 2007.

  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Four married men go fishing. After an hour, the following conversation took place:

    First guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out fishing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend."


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    econd guy: "That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool."

    Third guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her."

    They continue to fish. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him.

    "You haven't said any thing about what you had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. What's the deal?"

    Fourth guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her ass and said: "Fishing or Sex?"

    She said: "Wear sun-block"
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  2. smokincowboy

    smokincowboy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Now thats a good wife hehehehe
     
  3. No, a good wife would have rolled over and said,

    "Both!"
     
  4. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    No comment just a big grin ... [​IMG]
     

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