The Dentist (PG)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Oct 28, 2007.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A man went to a dentist one day for a regular check up. The dentist
    decided that one tooth was in such bad condition that it should be
    extracted. The dentist advised the man of the situation who agreed to
    the procedure.
    When the dentist went to give the man an injection the man
    said "don't
    worry, I don't need an injection". The dentist went on to explain
    that
    the procedure could be very painful however the patient insisted that
    he
    would be OK without a needle. The patient went on to explain that he
    had
    two experiences in recent times that had made him immune to pain so
    the
    dentist went ahead and extracted the tooth. To the dentist's
    amazement
    the guy didn't even wince.
    The dentist, quite astonished remarked " that was amazing, the two
    recent experiences you say you had that made you immune to pain must
    have been something special, would you care to tell me about them".
    The man said "sure, one day I was out hunting and suddenly had an
    overwhelming urge to evacuate my bowels. I ducked behind a bush and
    squatted down and my scrotum landed squarely on the trigger of a
    rabbit
    trap and CRUNCH!!". The dentist exclaimed "oh my god, that must have
    been excruciating but what was the second experience". The man
    replied
    "when I ran out of chain"
     
  2. badss

    badss Meat Mopper

    Too good.... lmao
     
  3. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    OUCH!!!!! I can feel his pain.
     
  4. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower

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  5. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good one Rich! [​IMG]
     
  6. beebeque

    beebeque Fire Starter

    That reminds me of a story I read in a book called "The Darwin Awards". It's about people whose own stupidity removes them from the gene pool, thereby strengthening future generations...

    It involves a 4 golfers, 1 idiot, and a ball-washer....

    nuff said!
     

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