The Cowboy Boots

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by beer-b-q, Oct 3, 2009.

  1. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    The Cowboy Boots

    [font=&quot](Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this one!)


    [/font]Did you hear about the Texas teacher
    who was helping one of her kindergarten
    students put on his cowboy boots?

    He asked for help and she could see why.
    Even with her pulling and him pushing,
    the little boots still didn't want to go on.
    By the time they got the second boot on,
    she had worked up a sweat.

    She almost cried when the little boy said, 'Teacher,
    They're on the wrong feet.' she looked, and sure enough,
    They were. It wasn't any easier pulling the boots off
    than it was putting them on.

    She managed to keep her cool as together
    they worked to get the boots back on, this
    time on the right feet.

    He then announced, 'These aren't my boots.'
    She bit her tongue rather than get right in his
    face and scream, 'Why didn't you say so?',
    like she wanted to know. Once again, she
    struggled to help him pull the ill-fitting boots
    off his little feet.

    No sooner had they gotten the boots off when he said,
    'They're my brother's boots. My Mom made me wear 'em.'

    Now she didn't know if she should laugh or cry.
    But, she mustered up what grace and courage she had
    left to wrestle the boots on his feet again.

    Helping him into his coat, she asked, 'Now, where
    are your Mittens?'

    He said, 'I stuffed 'em in the toes of my boots.'

    She will be eligible for parole in three years! [​IMG]

  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    I am still laughing as I type this.[​IMG]
  3. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    If I ever have another son... he'll go barefootin'.
  4. txbbqman

    txbbqman Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member


    That is hilarious, I have a 4 year old daughter and now I have a picture in my head of her doing this.......and she would

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