The Black Panties

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The Black Panties:




Anna had lost her husband almost four

years ago. Her daughter was

constantly calling her and urging her

to get back into the world.. Finally,

Anna said she'd go out, but didn't

know anyone. Her daughter immediately

replied, "Mom! I have someone for you

to meet."




Well, it was an immediate hit. They

took to one another and after dating

for six weeks, he asked her to join

him for a weekend in Vermont . .

Their first night there, she

undressed as he did. There she stood

nude, except for a pair of black lacy

panties; he was in his birthday suit.

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the

black panties?"




She replied: "My breasts you can

fondle, my body is yours to explore,

but down there I am still in

mourning."




He knew he was not getting lucky that

night.




The following night was the same

........... Shestood there wearing

the black panties, and he was in his

birthday suit, but now he was wearing

a black condom. She looked at him and

asked: "What's with the black condom?"




He replied, "I want to offer my

deepest condolences".