The Black Panties

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  1. blacklab

    blacklab Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    The Black Panties:




    Anna had lost her husband almost four

    years ago. Her daughter was

    constantly calling her and urging her

    to get back into the world.. Finally,

    Anna said she'd go out, but didn't

    know anyone. Her daughter immediately

    replied, "Mom! I have someone for you

    to meet."




    Well, it was an immediate hit. They

    took to one another and after dating

    for six weeks, he asked her to join

    him for a weekend in Vermont . .

    Their first night there, she

    undressed as he did. There she stood

    nude, except for a pair of black lacy

    panties; he was in his birthday suit.

    Looking her over, he asked, "Why the

    black panties?"




    She replied: "My breasts you can

    fondle, my body is yours to explore,

    but down there I am still in

    mourning."




    He knew he was not getting lucky that

    night.




    The following night was the same

    ........... Shestood there wearing

    the black panties, and he was in his

    birthday suit, but now he was wearing

    a black condom. She looked at him and

    asked: "What's with the black condom?"




    He replied, "I want to offer my

    deepest condolences".
     

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