The bacon tree

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fired up, Jan 20, 2010.

  1. fired up

    fired up Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    Bacon Tree

    Lost in the swamp for a week and unable to find their way home, Boodro and Thibodeaux, are wandering aimlessly and starving.

    They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden very hungry Boo says, "Hey Thib, do you smell what Ah smell? Eeets bacon, Ah t'ink."

    "Ya, Boo, eet sure smells like bacon. "

    With renewed hope they struggle up the next clearing & there in the distance saw what looked like a tree loaded with bacon. They could see raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork!

    "Boo, mais, we is saved! Eeets a bacon tree!" cried Thib.

    "Thib, maybe eets juss a meerage like dey see in duh desert, doan you t'ink?"

    "Boodro, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon out in duh swamp...eets no meerage, eets a bacon tree."

    And with that, Thibodeaux staggers towards the tree. He gets to within a few feet, Boodro is crawling a few feet behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Thibodeaux drops like a wet sock! Mortally wounded, he warns Boodro with his dying breath,

    "Boo... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"

    "Thib, Thib ma' fren... what ees it? "

    "Boodro.. ees not a bacon tree....eets


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    Mais, lookout Boo!!! Eets a ham bush!!!!!"
     
  2. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OHHHH! that's really bad.

    But, I had to pass it on. [​IMG]
     
  3. the iceman

    the iceman Smoking Fanatic

    You are a braver man than I telling that one. [​IMG][​IMG]
     
  4. you know puns are the lowest form of humor....with that bein said i still loved it. [​IMG]
     
  5. vince

    vince StickBurners SMF Premier Member

    I love it and have to pass it on also
     

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