Bacon Tree Lost in the swamp for a week and unable to find their way home, Boodro and Thibodeaux, are wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden very hungry Boo says, "Hey Thib, do you smell what Ah smell? Eeets bacon, Ah t'ink." "Ya, Boo, eet sure smells like bacon. " With renewed hope they struggle up the next clearing & there in the distance saw what looked like a tree loaded with bacon. They could see raw bacon, fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... every imaginable kind of cured pork! "Boo, mais, we is saved! Eeets a bacon tree!" cried Thib. "Thib, maybe eets juss a meerage like dey see in duh desert, doan you t'ink?" "Boodro, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon out in duh swamp...eets no meerage, eets a bacon tree." And with that, Thibodeaux staggers towards the tree. He gets to within a few feet, Boodro is crawling a few feet behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Thibodeaux drops like a wet sock! Mortally wounded, he warns Boodro with his dying breath, "Boo... go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!" "Thib, Thib ma' fren... what ees it? " "Boodro.. ees not a bacon tree....eets Eeets... Eeets... Eeets... Eeets... Mais, lookout Boo!!! Eets a ham bush!!!!!"