The Back Pew ( adult humor)

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richoso1, Aug 12, 2008.

  1. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    A pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.
    After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the pastor's family expanded, so would his paycheck.
    After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the pastor's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as to how much the pastor's additional children were costing the church, and how much more it could potentially cost.

    After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor rose from his chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we will take as many gifts as He gives us.'

    Silence fell over the congregation. In the back pew, a little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice, 'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear rubbers.' The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'
  2. 1894

    1894 Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

  3. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dang Rich-hows about a "spew alert" next time!! That is funny-I'm going to have to share it with the Ministers group that I meet with once a month. Yeah go figure; ol' Dutch a man of the cloth!
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  5. meat-man

    meat-man Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    lol Thats funny !

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