The 710

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by richtee, Feb 16, 2008.

  1. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage. A shapely sexy blonde women with large breasts and big red lips came in and asked for 'a seven-hundred-ten'. We all looked at each other and another customer asked, 'What is a seven-hundred-ten?'

    She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one...' She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

    The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked 'is there a 710 on this car?' She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.'

    Still not sure what it is?



    http://www.hotautoweb.com/cogifs/710.jpg
     
  2. walking dude

    walking dude Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    LOLOLOLOL............KILLING ME HERE>..............

    next time.......how bout a spew alert...................points for you
     
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    OK, that's funny, but I ain't sure a blonde can even figure out how to get the hood open let alone that sometihings missin![​IMG]
     
  4. shenk

    shenk Fire Starter

    LOL. Had to look at the link to get it!
     
  5. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one Richtee..............Funny................
     
  6. Too funny!
     
  7. brianj517

    brianj517 Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Dammit, Rich...I must admit...you got me with that one...

    Cheers,
    Brian
     
  8. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

  9. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Well, criminey...I missed that. WD... I'm passing the points on to Glued. The manly thing to do, y'see.
     
  10. glued2it

    glued2it Master of the Pit

    That wasn't necessary. It was just an observation.

    There has been allot of new members since then.
     
  11. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    No fair! I wasn't here in October! I didn't do it! It ain't my fault! [​IMG]
     

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