Texas Preacher

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  1. blackhawk19

    blackhawk19 Master of the Pit OTBS Member


    Texas Preacher

    The new Texas preacher was a dead ringer for Conway Twitty, the

    country music singer.

    One day he decided to visit some of the church members who hadn't


    been to service lately.

    He went to the first lady's house and knocked on the door. When she
    answered the door, she said, "Conway Twitty!"

    "No ma'am," he replied. "I'm your new pastor, and I came to have prayer with you."
    So she said come right on in.

    He visited several more homes, and everyone thought
    he was Conway Twitty.

    Then he came to a young widow woman's house on the end of the street.
    She was taking a shower at the time, so she just wrapped a towel around
    her and opened the door.

    When she saw her caller, she threw up her hands - which allowed the towel
    to fall to the floor."Oh my God!" she exclaimed. "It's Conway Twitty!"

    And the preacher said.............................................. .........


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    "Hello, Darlin!!"
     
  2. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    HEE....HEEE...HEEE!!! Funny man.
     
  3. bigarm's smokin

    bigarm's smokin Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I'm suprized he could even talk, I'd be drowning in my own spit. [​IMG] Speechless. [​IMG]
     
  4. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Let us pray....
     
  5. lolololol [​IMG]
     
  6. hawgheaven

    hawgheaven Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Rich, you crack me the hellup! [​IMG]
     

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