Texas Midget

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by linescum, Mar 17, 2009.

  1. linescum

    linescum Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    The testicles of a Texas midget hurt and ached almost all the time.
    The midget went to the doctor and told him about his problem..

    The doctor told him to drop his pants and he would have a look.

    The midget dropped his pants.

    The doctor stood him up onto the examining table, and started to examine him.

    The doctor put one finger under his left testicle and told the midget to turn his head and cough, the usual method to check for a hernia.

    "Hmm..." mumbled the doctor, and as he put his finger under the right testicle, he asked the midget to cough again.

    "Aha!" said the doctor, and reached for his surgical scissors...

    Snip-snip-snip-snip on the right side.... then snip-snip-snip-snip on the left side.

    The midget was so scared he was afraid to look, but noted with amazement that the snipping did not hurt.

    The doctor then told the midget to walk around the examining room to see if his testicles still hurt.

    The midget was absolutely delighted as he walked around and discovered his testicles were no longer aching

    The doctor said, "How does that feel now?"

    The midget replied, "Perfect Doc, and I didn't even feel it. What did you do?"

    The doctor replied "I cut two inches off the top of your cowboy boots..."
  2. fourthwind

    fourthwind Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Now thats funny [​IMG][​IMG][​IMG]
  3. vtanker

    vtanker Meat Mopper

    That was so stupid it was Funny!
  4. dutch

    dutch Smoking Guru Staff Member Administrator Group Lead OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    That right there was funny-I don't care who ya are!!
  5. m1tanker78

    m1tanker78 Meat Mopper

    Good one linescum........funny visual of the little guy hopping around with boots up to his huevos.

  6. azrocker

    azrocker Smoking Fanatic SMF Premier Member

    That WAS funny! [​IMG]
  7. seenred

    seenred Smoking Guru Group Lead OTBS Member

    LMAO, I always heard that EVERYTHING's big in Texas!
  8. mgwerks

    mgwerks Smoking Fanatic

    True! That's why they were hitting his boots!
  9. richoso1

    richoso1 Smoking Guru OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    LOL, That was a good one. I'll never buy boots at a yard sale...
  10. cman95

    cman95 Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Alright...now come wipe off my keyboard!! Good one.

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