Test for Dementia

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by smokingd, May 15, 2010.

  1. Time For Your Annual Test for Dementia...
    Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK? Let's find out just how clever you really are....Ready?
    GO!!!===========

    First Question:
    You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



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    Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

    Try not to screw up next time.
    Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one,OK ?
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    Second Question:If you overtake the last person, then you are...?





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  2. caveman

    caveman Master of the Pit SMF Premier Member

    Hah!!! I got them all right. (Not really, just wanted to feel good about myself again.)
     
  3. meateater

    meateater Smoking Guru SMF Premier Member

    I can add in my head and 10 key. I got them right both times. [​IMG]
     
  4. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Good ones----Thought I was going to get them all-----Then "Mary" burned me!

    Bearcarver
     
  5. ou8one2

    ou8one2 Newbie

    This shows what a college education will get ya. I'm an IDIOT!
     
  6. beer-b-q

    beer-b-q Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Got them all, but I have seen this before so does that count as cheating?
     
  7. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    az
    0 for 5.........
     
  8. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Could have been worse.[​IMG]
     
  9. rbranstner

    rbranstner Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    I finally had to get my calculator out. That's what you get for not paying attention. I have always known I am horrible at math in my head. Its add 40, 30, 20, 10 not 400, 300, 200, 100. Oh well. The rest of them I did fine on.
     
  10. werdwolf

    werdwolf Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    23 years of school and 50 hours+ a year continuing education; down the crapper.
     
  11. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Reminds me of my buddy when we went into the Army. The form asked "Years of School?"

    Jack put "14".

    They saw this & asked Jack, "Two years of college?"

    Jack said, "No, two years in 8th grade & two years in 9th grade".

    I almost split a gut!

    The funniest thing was Jack looking at me, wondering why we were all laughing!

    Bear
     
  12. miamirick

    miamirick Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    i got one right  the race in last place

    so i shwed it to my daughter (recent U Fla graduate) and she got four right
     
  13. chefrob

    chefrob Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    az
    i was having a good day..............
     
     
  14. Apparently my illogical brain is faster than my logical brain. 1 for 5.

    Have to send this to my daughter in college.
     
    Last edited: Sep 20, 2010
  15. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    The important thing is none of us hurt ourselves thinking too hard !
     
  16. placebo

    placebo Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    Easy for you to say, I ruptured three dendrites and lost dozens of synapses!
     
  17. bearcarver

    bearcarver Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    [​IMG]
     

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