Tequila Cookies!

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by phil s, Oct 23, 2007.

  1. phil s

    phil s Smoke Blower


    1 cup of water
    1 tsp baking soda
    1 cup of sugar
    1 tsp salt
    1 cup of brown sugar
    1 tbsp lemon juice
    4 large eggs
    1 cup of nuts
    2 cups of dried fruit
    1 bottle of Tequila

    Sample the Tequila in a large glass to check quality

    Take a large bowl, and check the Tequila again, to be sure it is of the
    Highest quality. Pour one level cup and drink.

    Turn on the electric mixer, Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
    Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

    At this point, it’s best to make sure the tequila is still ok, so try
    Another cup.

    Turn off the mixerer thingy.

    Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.

    Pick the frigging fruit and damm cup off the floor.

    Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just
    Pry it loose with a drewscriver.

    Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity.

    Next, sift two cups of salt, or something. Check the Tequila

    Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

    Add one table.

    Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

    Greash the oven.

    Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
    Don’t forget to beat off the turner

    Put the bowl through the window, finish off the booze and make sure to
    The dirty stove in the dishwasher.

  2. dacdots

    dacdots Master of the Pit OTBS Member

  3. deejaydebi

    deejaydebi Smoking Guru

    LOL I think my cousin and I made those cookies once but I can't remember! [​IMG]
  4. kew_el_steve

    kew_el_steve Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

  5. vlap

    vlap Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    I have a margarita sorbet that would go so nicely with those [​IMG]

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