Taxes

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by ultramag, Dec 12, 2006.

  1. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    At first thought this is humorous............then you realize the awful
    Truth of it.(Be sure and read to the end!)

    Tax his land,
    Tax his bed,
    Tax the table
    At which he's fed.

    Tax his tractor,
    Tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes
    Are the rule

    Tax his cow,
    Tax his goat,
    Tax his pants,
    Tax his coat.

    Tax his ties,
    Tax his shirt,
    Tax his work,
    Tax his dirt.

    Tax his tobacco,
    Tax his drink,
    Tax him if he
    Tries to think.

    Tax his cigars,
    Tax his beers,
    If he cries, then
    Tax his tears.

    Tax his car,
    Tax his gas,
    Find other ways
    To tax his ass

    Tax all he has
    Then let him know
    That you won't be done
    Till he has no dough.

    When he screams and hollers,
    Then tax him some more,
    Tax him till
    he's good and sore.

    Then tax his coffin,
    Tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in
    Which he's laid.

    Put these words
    Upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom..."

    When he's gone,
    Do not relax,
    Its time to apply
    The inheritance tax.


    Accounts Receivable Tax
    Building Permit Tax
    CDL licenseTax
    Cigarette Tax
    Corporate Income Tax
    Dog License Tax
    Federal Income Tax
    Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
    Fishing License Tax
    Food License Tax,
    Fuel permit tax
    Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
    Hunting LicenseTax
    Inheritance Tax
    Interest Expense Inventory tax
    IRS Intere St Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
    Liquo r Tax
    Luxury Taxes
    Marriage License Tax
    Medicare Tax
    Property Tax
    Real Estate Tax
    Service charge taxes
    Social Security Tax
    Road usage taxes
    Sales Tax
    Recreational Vehicle Tax
    School Tax
    State Income Tax
    State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
    Telephone federal excise tax
    Telephone federal universal service fee tax
    Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
    Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
    Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
    Telephone state and local tax
    Telephone usage charge tax
    Utility Taxes
    Vehicle License Registration Tax
    Vehicle Sales Tax
    Watercraft Registration Tax
    Well Permit Tax
    Workers Compensation Tax

    Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago and our nation was the most
    Prosperous in the world, had absolutely no national debt, had the largest

    Middle class in the world and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.


    What the heck happened????
     
  2. msmith

    msmith Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Wll chad looks like you covered it all there. Kinda stumped dont know what to say. Maybe another boston tea party.

    Marvin
     
  3. mrgrumpy

    mrgrumpy Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    NC
    I was wondering where all of my money went.....

    What is next, smoking the meat tax????

    Don't tell anyone I said that, it will probably be next.....

    Bill
     
  4. larry maddock

    larry maddock Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    hello hello,
    from a song by the beatles-

    19 for me and 1 for you...TAXMAN
     
  5. ultramag

    ultramag SMF Events Planning Committee

    Man, 5%. I probably wouldn't have to cry on Friday anymore if we could get it down to that. :evil:

    A couple years ago there was a country station in Omaha that had pretty cool thing after their identifier. It was kinda of a working mans station anyway. <Insert big radio ad guy voice here>"Turns out taxation with representation ain't all that great either."<Turn off big radio ad guy voice>
     

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