Tax Rebate

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by desertlites, Apr 7, 2008.

  1. desertlites

    desertlites Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    President George Bush said each one of us would get a $600.00 tax rebate. It was previously slated to be
    $800.00, but they dropped it to a $600.00 tax rebate because of various budget problems.
    Now, if we spend that money at Wal-Mart, all the money will go to China.
    If we spend it on computers, most of the money will go to Korea or India
    If we spend it on gasoline, it will all go to the Arabs . . . and none
    of these scenarios will help the American economy.
    We need to keep that money here in America . . . so the
    only way to keep that money here at home is to drink beer, gamble, or
    spend it on prostitution. Currently it seems that these are the only
    businesses still left in the U.S.
     
  2. zzerru

    zzerru Meat Mopper

    good one DL!
     
  3. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic

    real nice there des
     
  4. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Ain't that about the truth Des. Momma and I are spendin ours on a fishin trip, last I checked the fish were still made in America, however I will have to flip em over and see what they say on the bottom end!
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  5. Amen!(wait a minute did they take that to?)...................Nope but they"re tryin"
     
  6. morkdach

    morkdach Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    a big 10/4 on that
     
  7. erain

    erain Master of the Pit OTBS Member SMF Premier Member

    good one DL, lotsa truth to it also
     
  8. Glad I work in a casino.
     
  9. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one........I was just going to post the same one............My brother just sent this one to me.................Very true................
     

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