Sweet old lady

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by fireguy, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. fireguy

    fireguy Smoking Fanatic


    All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!

    Toward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, 'How many of you have forgiven your enemies?'

    80% held up their hands.

    The Minister then repeated his question.

    All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.

    'Mrs. Neely?'; 'Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?'

    I don't have any.' She replied, smiling sweetly.

    'Mrs. Neely, that is very unusual. How old are you?'

    'Ninety-eight.' she replied.

    'Oh, Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front & tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy in the world?'

    The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle,
    faced the congregation, and said:

    'I outlived the Bi***es.'
  2. That's one way to win the war.
  3. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's fuuuunnny! [​IMG]
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That's funny as h e c k ........

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