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Discussion in 'Jokes' started by midnight a~ 1/4 smoke, Jan 27, 2008.

  1. midnight a~ 1/4  smoke

    midnight a~ 1/4 smoke Fire Starter

    One day an Irishman who had been stranded on a deserted island for over 10
    years, saw a speck on the horizon. He thought to himself, 'It's certainly not a ship.' And, as the speck got closer and closer, he began to rule out the
    possibilities of a small boat or even a raft.

    Suddenly there emerged from the surf a wet-suited black clad figure.
    Putting aside the scuba gear and the top of the wet suit, there stood a
    drop-dead gorgeous blonde! The glamorous blonde strode up to the stunned Irishman and said to him, 'Tell me, how long has it been since you've had a cigarette?'

    'Ten years,' replied the amaze d Irishman. With that, she reached over and unzipped a waterproofed pocket on the left sleeve of her wet suit, and pulled out a fresh pack of cigarettes. He takes one, lights it, and takes a long drag.
    'Faith and begorra,' said the man, 'that is so good I'd almost forgotten
    how great a smoke can be!'

    'And how long has it been since you've had a drop of good Irish whiskey'
    asked the blonde. Trembling, the castaway replied, 'Ten years.' Hearing that, the blonde reaches over to her right sleeve unzips a pocket there and removes a flask and hands it to him. He opened the flask and took a long drink.
    'Tis nectar of the gods ! ' stated the Irishman, 'tis truly fantastic!!!'

    At this point the gorgeous blonde started to slowly unzip the long front
    of her wet suit, right down the middle. She looked at the trembling man and asked, 'And how long has it been since you played around?'

    With tears in his eyes, the Irishman fell to his knees and sobbed, 'Sweet
    Jesus! don't tell me you've got golf clubs in there too!'
  2. bwsmith_2000

    bwsmith_2000 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Good One!! I thought there was a catch coming but totally missed what it was. Still chuckling. I love golf ..... almost as much as I love smoking but man, that's just a little too much. Thanks for the post.
  3. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Thats a good one.


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