Story of Rindercella (Adult)

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  1. earache_my_eye

    earache_my_eye Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    This is the story of Rindercella and her sugly isters. Rindercella
    and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion. Rindercella worked
    very hard frubbing sloors, emptying poss pits, and shivelling shot.
    At the end of the day, she was knucking fackered.

    The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge
    and the other was called Betty Swallocks; they were really forrible
    huckers; they had fetty sweet and fetty swannies. The sugly isters
    had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts would not let
    Rindercella go.

    Suddenly there was a bucking fang, and her gairy
    fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole and she was a
    light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite wice into
    a hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had
    buge hollocks and dig bicks. The gairy fodmother told Rindercella
    to be back by dimnlight, otherwise there would be a cucking falamity.

    At the ball, Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
    suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Mist all chucking frighty!!!"
    said Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping
    her slass glipper.

    The very next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door
    and the sugly isters let him in. Suddenly, Betty Swallocks lifted her leg and
    let off a fig bart. "Who's fust jarted??" asked the prandsome hince.
    "Blame that fugly ucker over there!!" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking
    brown cloud had lifted, he tried the slass glipper on both the sugly isters
    without success and their feet stucking funk.

    Betty Swallocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a
    knack in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls
    and a hig bard on. He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted
    pucking ferfectly. Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married.

    The pransome hince lived his life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella
    lived hers with a follen swanny.
     
  2. That was 2 minutes of my life I will never get back!!! [​IMG]
     
  3. richtee

    richtee Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Brit humor IS rather bizarre... hehehe
     
  4. kookie

    kookie Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    That was the hardest reading I have ever done................Where is the damn decoder ring...........lol....................
     
  5. travcoman45

    travcoman45 Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I think I hurt my brain!
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  6. smokin for life

    smokin for life Smoking Fanatic OTBS Member

    I think my brain just died from over working.
     

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