Step by step How to catch a Polar Bear

Discussion in 'Jokes' started by davo2530, Jul 9, 2016.

  1. davo2530

    davo2530 Newbie

    Items needed: Open can of peas

                         Ice Auger 

    step 1      Drill hole in ice

    step 2      place peas around hole.

    step 3     wait until Polar Bear stops to take a pea

    step 4     kick him in the ice hole
     
  2. forluvofsmoke

    forluvofsmoke Smoking Guru OTBS Member

    Oldie, but goodie!!! Best results when read as if you had an eastern European accent. [​IMG]
     
  3. joe black

    joe black Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    Really, REALLY OLD, but still very funny.
     
  4. Brings back memories.  Yes it is old. I still remember the bartender who told me that joke. I was barely old enough to drink legally and he is now deceased.  Thanks for posting.
     
  5. bluewhisper

    bluewhisper Master of the Pit OTBS Member

    I like this shot, oh how cute. Don't kid yourself, that bear is poised to pounce at a seal breaking for air. From that posture it could be airborne in one second or less.

     

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