If you talk about meat, wood, and rubs, and everyone around you starts to giggle thinking you're speaking metaphorically and you don't understand the joke....
You refuse to shower because you like the way your clothes smell...
If the local Fire Department has come by because they saw smoke coming from your house...
If your Blackberry is filled with rub and sauce recipies... (
..Mine is)
If you have your butchers number on speed dial...
If your Tupperware is stained red from the meat, sauces, and rubs you have made in them...
If the fat kid next door suddenly tries to befriend you...
If your dog buries so many bones in your backyard, it might be mistaken for an archeological dig...
If a therapist tells you to spice up your marriage and you break out your finest rub...
If you massage your spouse's shoulders and use it as practice to applying rubs...
If your lips never get chapped...
If you have ever used a magic marker on your spouse pointing out where the shoulder, butt, flank, brisket, chuck, and sirloin all come from...
If the term "Smoking a Fatty" has a whole different meaning to you than it did years ago...